WHEN YOU FINALLY SAY, “I DO,” THIS IS THE ONE YOU’VE BEEN WAITING ON. THE ONE THAT WILL MAKE ALL YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE THAT DOESN’T TAKE A LOT OF MONEY TO KEEP. THE ONE THAT YOU WANT TO SPEND THE REST OF YOUR LIFE WITH. THE ONE THAT YOUR PARENTS WILL LIKE, THE ONE THAT MAKES YOU FEEL GOOD ALL OVER, THE ONE WITH THE BODY AND LOOKS THAT YOU ADORE WITH THE SHAPE, SIZE, AND FIGURE YOU ARE ATTRACTED TO, THE ONE THAT GETS YOU WILD, CRAZY, AND WET. THE ONE YOU’LL BE ALLOWED TO HUNT ON, LIVE OFF THE LAND ON AND STAY ON FOREVER. IF YOU’RE LOOKING FOR THE ONE TO LIE DOWN ON, THIS IS IT. COME TAKE A WALK WITH ME AND LET ME SHOW YOU THE ONE.